Melissa · M · Baker

Hello sweet people.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
there are presents for you...
Firstly, Paula Deen spanks a turducken:

Secondly, I originally made a mix mp3 file
for Jeremy Duncan and have since decided
that it is too ridiculous not to share with you
as well. On it you will find the following:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ug8yfe
C Ditter von Dittersdorf was kind and gave
me the following beauties and I THANK, I THANK!!:




always remember: just click on photo to make BIG:



ok bye!

I never realized constipation or the relief of
constipation could be so much fun!!!!!!!!!!

new things on my C O R N H A M M I E S
http://cornhammies.blogspot.com/
xoxoxoxoxo

Just as a reminder, please remember to:








Narrator: The fishermen wake up excited to be alive.
They hope for good weather and good luck.
Both fisherman are covered with sores and boners.

Hi!
Batman pinata:

Batman cologne:

Uncle Jesse:

Uncle Jim:

uhhhhhhhh OMG BUCK JAM:

A wizard!

BIG CHUB bologna!

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my sweet friend Evonne lives allllllllllllll the way in China &
can't access Blogger so I'll put C O R N H A M M I E S
posts here as well
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Hi there. First off, let me set the mood for this post:

Now the chicken segment:

Jenna introduced me to PRINCE'S HOT CHICKEN:


Jim and I watched a movie that was kind of like an Israeli Porky's:

Thanks to Erik, Jim and I also watched THE ROOM, which renewed my will to live.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)
I've been meaning to ask you--


And finally, some stuff I didn't buy:

ugggggggh!
how do you make it so that NO ADVERTISEMENTS appear on your livejournal?